This evil hideaway offers the top three must haves in a property, location, location, location. Close to the mainland, for easy access to all european capitals, yet situated on an island off the continent.
Far flung places not appealing? Need to stay in country? Well look no further. The only location available in the lower 48 … and with stunning views. This property offers low taxes, easy access to Washington state’s tech companies, and great outdoor hiking.
In-laws constantly pestering you with visits? Spy satellites not giving you enough privacy? On planet not just working? Look no further. This rare planet has just came available due to a sudden passing. Located in the outer reaches, beyond the Republic, this is every mad man’s dream. Modern infrastructure in place, no updating required. Yet plenty of room to expand.
Tired of the same old fiery volcanos. Looking for a place with water features. Look no further. Lake Taal is surrounded by beautiful mountains offering privacy, in a serene setting. Yet the caldera juts up gracefully in the center creating a beautiful mini lake all for your own personal enjoyment. Manilla is a short 30 miles away when feeling a need to mix an mingle. Constant eruptions keeps the curious away.
No this is not a soft cinnamon treat found at your local mall! It’s a gorgeous tropical volcano. Where else can you find such a powerful active volcano, surrounded by tropical forests full of exotic creatures, and soft white sand beaches beyond. This place will not remain available for long. Act now!!!
Polynesian warrior guards included. Sun God extra.
Are you a discriminating buyer? Leases and contracts just not for you? This unique property is the perfect evil lair, just for you. Heat shielded housing for your engineers and scientists, yet amenities like a home theater with an antique popcorn machine, for fun weekends unwinding. We’d love to tell you more, but unfortunately … well … you know the rest….